PAST LI(V)ES

Kevin has nerve delving into Ian’s past for skeletons when not only his but his fiancee’s history is so checkered.  Let’s see—Lucy came to town as a librarian and was implicated in murder.  Since then, she’s been married to various people for a multitude of shady reasons and has been a key player in both national and international crimes.  Kevin kidnapped Felicia, had his license to practice revoked, and experienced multiple personalities.  Perhaps Ian should fight fire with fire…Apparently Joe wasn’t as in love with Gaby as it seemed if he’s already found a replacement for her in six weeks…Kevin could easily access the arrest of Ian and the extenuating circumstances on the Net and/or through one of Mac’s friends (Mac isn’t competent enough—perhaps Felicia)…First rule of thumb for covering a shady past:  don’t tear an incriminating snapshot in half—especially one with a questionable inscription—and toss it in the kitchen trash can all by itself.

PRESENT (&) TENSE

Weeks ago Livvie asked her father to treat her for her psychosis and he agreed, yet neither of them has ever scheduled an appointment or mentioned it.  This girl is in desperate need of professional intervention…Soon someone has to realize that Livvie cannot be trusted to cross a threshold of any household without an escort since she never ends up where she intends nor does she remember anything that transpired during her absence…A giant ceiling fan falls to the floor, Ali decides to investigate ten minutes later, and then she doesn’t even mention that a huge motorized cooling device is laying in the middle of Jack’s room.

BACKTALK

Jamal was refreshingly honest when he told Ali that he would never have told her about Valerie had he not been cornered…Ali has more eggs than most women in Port Charles, which she proved in confronting Valerie immediately and staking her claim on Jamal…Hopefully Rafe makes a good wage at vampire slaying because if he ever tries to earn a living acting, he’ll starve to death…Eve should have spent the money she put out for those blonde highlights on some postpartum counseling.

Ta.