On Monday's General Hospital, neither Pickle-Lila or Pickle-Eddie pass the taste test on The Chew. Well, maybe they do, except they make everyone throw up, including Elizabeth. No one is left unscathed whether they tried the relishes or not, after Tracy gets finished with Nikolas and one of the guards. If people aren't doubled over because they're throwing up, they're doubled over because of Tracy's well-placed knee. I have to tell you, I laughed like crazy at the whole thing.

Morgan is pretty relaxed about owing money, as Michael finds out.

Connie and Olivia have some visitors. Unpleasant ones.

Felix tries to help Sabrina and regrets it.

And finally, our three One Life to Live stars have returned. New hair for all. I'm guessing Kirsten Alderson is Lauren Frank, but that's only a guess.

Read all about it here.

Nikolas locks Tracy in her hotel so she can't make The Chew on Friday's General Hospital.

Elizabeth steals cookies on The Chew set.

Molly and T.J. have it out about Rafe.

Michael talks to Morgan, but gets nowhere.

You can read all about it here.

Monica Quartermaine started fooling around with her old beau, Rick Webber, and her husband Alan didn't like it. So much so that he planned on murdering both of them. And when A.J.'s paternity became an issue, Alan became more determined than ever to get rid of them.

Read about this event in our 50 Years of General Hospital series here.

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Ingo Rademacher and his partner Kym Johnson have advanced to the semifinals on Dancing with the Stars. They join Kellie Pickler and Derek Hough, Aly Raisman and Mark Ballas, Zendaya and Val Chmerkovskiy, and Jacoby Jones and Karina Smirnoff.

Ingo and Kym will do the Charleston.

The finals, which will feature four couples, seemingly, will broadcast on May 20.

Ingo's son, Peanut Kai, continues to steal the show.

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